LGS in Brooklyn

sssBANG! Sha-bang, boom! CRACK! Pow chicka powpowpow... Boom pap boom-pap, boom pap boom-pap... pockitchicka pockitchicka pockitchicka pockitchicka SHHHOOOM... I am an excellent sweeper. If I was not making such a good living working as a Spooning Expert, a Hug Technician, Dance Party Starter, Pizza Taster, Top Shelf Reacher, Refill Getter and Funnel Cake Vomiter, I would be very happy as a professional sweeper. I will let you in on the secret... are you ready? The key is speed. It's all in the pacing of the bristles. If one sweeps too fast, they scatter the debris. A sweeper with the true desire to sweep must sweep at a slow steady tempo. This will allow the bristles of the broom to move the swept rubbish accurately and efficiently. Oh, to have a broom powerful enough to sweep you, my sweet friends, to Northeast Kingdom on the night of Saturday, April 18th! All I can do is invite you, so you may sweep yourselves there... and be swept off your feet.

LIME GREEN SHIRT @ NORTHEAST KINGDOM

DJs:
ELIJAH
ARCHANGEL
ADAM GREALISH

Saturday, April 18
10pm-3am(ish)
$0 / FREE

http://www.myspace.com/djelijahmusic
http://www.north-eastkingdom.com
http://www.lgsproductions.com

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LGS in Brooklyn